Advice for slay Queen's": “Dear slay queens, your private part is not a business” – Reno Omokri | SoTechNaija

Reno Omokri has taken to Twitter to dish some useful advice to both young men and women warning them of the devices of slay Queens.

See his tweet below:

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NEWS: Nigerian government announces mass recruitment | SotechNaija | Apply Now

The Federal Civil Service Commission of Nigeria (FCSC) on Thursday announced nationwide recruitment into various Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs).

All qualified Nigerians who currently hold OND, HND, BA/BSc are advised to apply on the commission’s website.

According to the FCSC in a statement released to newsmen in Abuja, forms are available in all Geo-political zones.

The statement reads in part:

“The Federal Civil Service Commission (FCSC) wishes to announce vacancies in the following MDAs:
(i) Federal Ministry of Information;
(ii) Federal Ministry of Environment;
(iii) Federal Ministry of Justice;
(iv) Federal Ministry of Trade and Investments; and
(v) Bureau of Public Procurement.

On how to Apply: Qualified Applicants can access Application Forms on-line on FCSC Website: www.fedcivilservice.gov.ng.

Collect FCSC Forms from Chairmen of the States Civil Service Commissions in the Following Geo-political Zones:
(a) North-West (Kaduna);
(b) North-East (Yola);
(c) North-Central & Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Mabushi (Abuja);
(d) South-East (Owerri);
(e) South-South (Port Harcourt);
(f) South-West (Ibadan).
FCSC Headquarters, 4 Abidjan Street, Wuse Zone 3, Abuja.

“For avoidance of doubt, the application form is free. Completed Application Forms must be submitted where collected on or not later than six (6) Weeks from the date of this Publication (Advertisement).

“All Application Forms should be submitted in a sealed envelope clearly stating the Ministry, the post applied for and addressed to the: Hon. Chairman, Federal Civil Service Commission,4 Abidjan Street, Wuse Zone 3, Abuja.

“NOTE: The FCSC is an executive body in Nigeria that has the authority to make appointments and transfers and to exercise disciplinary control over all Federal Civil Servants.No officer can be appointed into the Civil Service without authorization from the Federal Civil Service Commission if they have been convicted of a crime, or had previously been employed in the Government Service and had been dismissed or asked to resign or retire.”

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One Big Question: Atiku vs Buhari For President In 2019 – Who Do You Think Will Win?

In 2014, just before the Election, we posted a similar article between Jonathan& Buhari on SoTechNaja & Naijaloaded and the post got over 850+ Comments (Read Here).

Today, after reading Ben Bruce’s comment, I can say it categorically, that Atiku might become PDP presidential candidate to battle with APC’s Buhari in the coming 2019 election. We presumed this; after much information has been gathered..

Now, the big Question is  

If The Presidential Election Was Held Today, Between Atiku & Buhari, Who Do You Think Will Win?

Atiku   or  Buhari?

Drop your comment lets see..

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Roundup: Real Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo scores in every group game SoTechNaija

Cristiano Ronaldo became the first player to score in every Champions League group stage match as Real Madrid beat Borussia Dortmund 3-2 at the Bernabeu. Ronaldo also finished as the group stage’s top scorer for a sixth time, taking his tally for the season to nine.

The holders, who finish as runners-up in Group H behind Tottenham, were set on their way by Borja Mayoral’s first goal in the competition, set up by Ronaldo, who quickly added a second himself.

Philippe Coutinho hat-trick inspires 7-0 Liverpool romp against Spartak Moscow

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His strike ensured he found the back of the net in all six group games before Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang struck either side of half-time to unexpectedly level things up. Lucas Vázquez’s late goal inflicted another defeat on Dortmund, who hung on to third place in the group to qualify for the Europa League.

Napoli’s faint hopes of qualifying at Shakhtar Donetsk’s expense were ended after a 2-1 defeat at Feyenoord, coupled with Shakhtar’s famous win against Manchester City. Nicolai Jorgensen headed Feyenoord level after Piotr Zielinski had volleyed Napoli into an early lead and Jerry St Juste headed the Dutch side’s winner in added time, after they had Tonny Vilhena sent off for his second bookable offence.

In Group G, Besiktas, who had already qualified as winners, won 2-1 in Germany against RB Leipzig thanks to Talisca’s stoppage-time winner.

Porto secured the win they needed to book the second qualifying spot in Group G by beating Monaco 5-2. Both sides were reduced to 10 men before half-time when the Porto defender Felipe was dismissed for his foul on the Monaco midfielder Rachid Ghezzal, who was also shown a straight red card for retaliating.

Liverpool’s Group E rivals Sevilla also progressed after drawing 1-1 away to Maribor, where Marcos Tavares’ header was cancelled out by Sevilla’s Ganso.

Story Credit: The guardian

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Must Read: Tales of the Night with Boss Wife | Episode 4 (Hot)

“Darling, I will be traveling this week-end.” My husband told me as soon as he returned from work.

“To where now? I’ve been waiting to tell you about the party Tonia invited us to.”

“Oh, Tonia. I would love to be there but I can’t miss the flight first thing tomorrow. There’s an important meeting I can’t but attend.” He will be meeting with Senator Ogundipe, he told me.

“That’s ok, you’ve always wanted it your way. Keep building your company and achieving your dreams while I live here lonely and always in need of you.”

“It’s not like that Tonia, you know that I love you and would do anything for you.”

“I know but you hardly touch me nowadays. I’m a woman in need of a man. Most nights while you lie down snoring away, I stay awake masturbating instead of you penetrating in between my thighs.”

“I understand baby, I will make everything up to you.” I knew though that our romantic life has ended and I have to become accustomed to the fact. Sincerely, I try seducing my husband most times but he has been as strong-minded like a zebra. I felt that the hot banging that Mr. Kayode gave me would be greater if it was my husband. I never wanted to cheat on him but the way things are going and the way I feel, I just don’t know what to do now. I wasn’t going to say yes to a life of promiscuity but Mr. Kayode has since the day I met him occupied the front page of my mind. He is the kind of man any sexy and romantic woman would love; he is an epitome of sensuous passions.

After supper that evening I changed to my most transparent nightgown, wearing nothing inside. I was just praying that my husband feels hot tonight. I’ve been longing for him. He has everything desirable in a man except his somehow busy schedules that made him forget he has a wife. Before I could focus on my thoughts, he came in without his pajamas. He was just on his boxers. I was hyped and wet and all I wanted was hot sex. I didn’t like the idea of another man touching me, no, not anymore.

Climbing the bed and pulling me close to himself, he wrapped his arms around my waist, stripping me of my nightgown as I said in a whisper: I love you baby.
“I know it’s been long baby. I love you but my commitment to duty is taking me away from you. I promise never to leave you but to spend more time with you.” I saw sincerity in his eyes as he bend downwards, giving it to me.


The following day, I accompanied him to the airport after dropping Odin in school. I was saturated with joy seeing our love life rekindled.
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I was at Peter’s residence to grace their party. There were many people there, friends, relatives and well-wishers. I came with Odin, wearing something decent so as not to attract some remarks from Tonia. While Odin was playing with some of the kids that were at the party, I was speaking with Busayo even as the guests were dancing to the sound of the music.

“Tony-baby, you know where I met Peter?”

“No, I’ve never thought of it.”

“It was at Jacinta’s wedding ceremony ooo.”

“I met him while I was leaving the ceremony; he was asking me about life here in the country having just returned from overseas when our discussions turned into toasting.”

“And you just gave in?”

“Of course naah, I’m not growing any younger.”

“But you know about I and Peter already now?”

“No, you’ve never told me about that. I’ve been meaning to ask you but I have been waiting for the right time.”

“This is the right time abi? Let me tell you something.”

“Carry on dear.”

“Raymond and I met while we were serving. After being to the same camp, we were posted to the same secondary school to work. Raymond was just a perfect guy. To tell you the truth, I had a crush on him and I toasted him.”

“And he also gave in abi?”

“He had no other option.” I said and we both laughed out loud.

“Raymond is just a rare breed; a perfect guy. He’s always about his family; about his job; about his appointment; about…”

“…about his wife.” Busayo completed my statement.

The party went well, right into the night. I was enjoying the party when Odin came, calling me.

“Mummy, mummy, I want to go home.” His eyes were sleepy.

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Must Read (18+): Tales of the Night with Boss Wife | Episode 3 (Hot)

 

My friend, Busayo, stopped by on her way to get her wedding dress and accessories. The joy she radiated as she tells me about her fiancé made me jealous. We were classmates in the university; she was busy pursuing a career when I married Raymond. I’m happy that she has found her right hand man now.

“Tonia, Peter is the man I’ve been waiting for all my life.” She spoke so gloriously in her British tainted accent.

“Oh, I’m so happy for you. I’ve been waiting all the while for this to happen.”

“Thank you Tony-baby, I was wondering if you could accompany me to purchase my wedding accessories.”

“That’s no problem. Raymond and Odin have gone to school and work, what will I be doing in this house all alone? Let’s go get some amazing things in the market my dear.”

“Hey, I’ve got news for you. My husband is organizing a small party for just close friends this Saturday; I would love for you and Raymond to be there.”

“I hope Ray will not be in the office this week-end like he does nearly every week in the name of supervising his accountants and auditors ooo?”

“I pray so dear because I would not be happy at all if the both of you can’t make it; who else I know again?.”

“So how is peter?” I asked.

“Trust me, my Peter is the best man that have come into my life. He’s handsome, hardworking, caring and really romantic.”


“You are highly lucky my dear.”

“Why are you saying that? What about Ray, I used to have a crush on him ooh until I met Peter.”

“I hope you were not playing with my husband?”

“Nope, how can I do such a thing; that’s the last thing I would do, no, not to my best friend.”

“Give me a minute dear; let me quickly change so that we can go shopping. This reminds me of the day I and Raymond were going shopping for our own wedding ceremony.”

“I’m also happy for you two.”

As I turned, going to my room and channeling the Dstv to Telemundo, I rushed to my room to dress up. It’s been long I wore any of my innumerable jean trousers. I decided to go so youngish by wearing a jean trouser with a white top. When I came to the sitting room, Busayo blurted: “What is this, are you going on a date?”

“Date ke, I need to relax in something simple once in a while since I’m not with a stranger.”

“That’s okay but I’m jealous ooh. Are you the one getting married or I am?”

“Better mellow your mind and let’s go shopping.” I burst with excitement, laughing out loud as I switched off the Dstv and telly respectively.
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After shopping, I sighted Mr. Kayode entering his car as we just got out of the shopping mall.

“Kayode.” I called but he didn’t hear me. “Kayode, Kayode, Kayode.” I shouted and he turned, facing me.

“Hi Mrs. Raymond.” He was polite but not like the other day when he was calling me ‘ma’am’ like I was an elderly woman.

“Hi Kayode.” I responded gently and gingerly as Busayo pinched me, asking who he was. “He’s my husband’s employee.” I told her.

“I can see your hands are full, that’s evidence of extravagant shopping.” He said, smiling.

“My friend is about to wed and we came buying her wedding accessories.”

“I can see.” He said, saying hi to Busayo as she responded simply.

“What brought you here?” I was prying into his affairs.


“I actually stopped by to see my wife before I leave for the office. I’ll be working long hours today, so I came to let her know.”

It’s not as if I expected a man of his age to still be single but I had to admit, I was envious and disappointed in finding out that some lucky woman out there was getting all of him.

“That’s good. You are a good husband.”

“Ok, I have to be on my way now.”

“That’s alright, bye!” I said as I turned, walking to Busayo’s car, shaking my butt as his eyes were all on me.

“What did you just do? You know you’re a married woman?” Tonia said, making a fuss.

“Don’t worry, he’s just one of those diligent employees of my husband.”

“But you saw how you shook your behind and he was staring at you like his girl friend.”

“Oh, he was staring at me, don’t mind that man joor. Let’s get going.” I turned around to see if he was still there with a huge smile on my face.

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Must Read (18+): Tales of the Night with My Boss Wife | Episode 2 (Hot)

 

In the evening when he returned from work, my husband was happy as he shared with me his new position as the Chairman of the Nation’s Electoral Commission. I was vibrating with joy as I hugged him tightly. This meant more money for us and I hoped that would finally make him stay home.


“Where is Odin?” My husband asked.

“Odin is upstairs doing his assignment.”

“I see.”

“Honey, you know what? I prepared your special this evening.” I said excitedly.

“Before that, I need to check an old file that Senator Ogundipe gave me before my appointment.”

“You must be tired. You need to shower, eat your food and relax. You can check that in the morning before you leave for the office.”

“What? You’re thinking too far. I need that now in order to prepare for my meeting with the senator tomorrow. We were classmates in the university and he trusts my integrity. I don’t want anything to go wrong dear.” There he goes again, putting his work before me. Was he the only one in that company? Didn’t the senator also have a family at home?

“Do as it pleases you honey.” I said, with hurt written all over my face. Now, if he would just look up at me once maybe he would see it.

“Thanks, my love.” He quickly kissed me and went into his study to go about his search. I wanted something more but his work and ambitions will not let him treat me like a woman. All he was concerned about was his work and work and work. He rarely touched me and I’ve been aching for him. I wanted us to go back to the wedding night where he promised me more years of endless pleasure. I wanted us to be closer than we are now. I wanted us to be best friends and lifetime lovers not just one bossy husband and rich man who hardly spends time with his family.


Entering Odin’s room to check in on him, I saw him already sleeping, his notebook on the table beside the bed. I looked into the notebook and saw his homework already done. Seeing that his additions and subtractions were correct, I switched off the light as I went out of his room. My husband was still in his study looking for the file. Usually, my husband would go in and check on Odin like I just did but he has left the role of mother and father all up to me.

“Honey, I’m tired and need to go to bed now.”

“That’s fine.” He said, “I will join you when I’m done with my preparations for tomorrow.”

On bed, I pondered as I wondered why and how I allowed someone else touched me, besides, my husband’s employee. It was the last thing I had ever dreamt of but it happened. Though I enjoyed it, I just discovered that it was unfaithful of me to give in to another man when Raymond provides me with nearly everything I’ve ever wanted in life. The problem is that he doesn’t have time for me and my desires keep seeking for fulfillment. Will I continue to masturbate because my husband hardly touches me?

“Tonia, I’ve found the file. I can now shower and take something before I join you.” He called out, interrupting my thoughts.

“Glad to hear that.” He was so excited about his new appointment that I thought he would touch me tonight. It’s been quite some time and I’ve been wondering whether our marriage will go on like that. I was touching my body, hoping to arouse him when he comes to bed. To my surprise, after he showered and ate his food, he entered the room and sat, his hands on the table as he disturbed my eardrum flipping through the pages of some files. I kept shaking on the bed, distracting him and inviting him to join me but he sat there like one serious-minded business tycoon. It was at that time that I thought of inviting Mr. Kayode again. But everything was just fine, the fanning systems were intact, the Dstv and Tv sets were just in good order. What would I do then? I can’t continue to live like that naah.

In the morning of the next day, my husband was dressed and ready to go to the office. He and Odin were having breakfast as I was putting some indomie in the flask for Odin. He normally takes Odin to school in the morning while I go to pick him up after school hours because he would be so engrossed with work at that time. He was the owner of the company but he worked himself to death as if the company would crumble when he stops working. As the two of them were leaving, I kissed my husband as I watched his handsome face and luscious lips. He had all it takes to lure a woman of his choice but his commitment to duty makes him a lover of work than anything else in the world.

As his car pulled out from the drive way, I became lonely again, not that his presence filled up the house in the first place anyways.

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