Why The Crab Has No Head And How The first River Started: Episode 1

A long time ago, when God made this earth, he choose the mighty elephant to be king of the world. The elephant and his subjects roamed through the dark green forest, and since there were no rivers in those days, God made a pond for them to drink from.

    Now one day, the elephant trumpeted loudly, and called for his friends; the hawk and the crab."Tomorrow",  he announced, 'I am going for hunting in the forest, and you must come with me.'
     The hawk was overjoyed and flew away to get his bow and arrows, but the poor crab was a slow-moving creature and could not hold any hunting weapons. But he was determined not to be left out, so he crawled and began to think hard about the problem.

         The next morning all three creatures meet on the edge of the forest and while the hawk and elephant went out with their bows and arrows to a section of the forest where they knew they will find plenty of games, the crab dragged a long net behind him, set it up on a spot he had chosen, and waited.
        Presently, a wounded animal rushed away from the elephant and the hawk, straight into the crabs net and seizing a large piece of wood, the crab quickly beat the animal at its head so that it dies at ones.
      This happened again and again. If the elephant or the hawk killed animal outright, then they put it beside them for themselves, but if they only wounded one, the poor creature rushed away towards the crabs net. Once it was entangled there, the crab soon dispatched it with his heavy stick, removed and hid the arrow that it had wounded it, and put the carcass on his own pile.
       By the afternoon, the elephant had killed five antelope and the hawk three, and each taught he had done very well.
   'Lets go and find the crab,' suggested the elephant. 'I don't suppose the poor thing has managed to catch any thing t all'
        How amazed they were to find the crab sitting proudly beside the carcasses of ten animals, all much bigger than himself. The hawk began congratulating him but the elephant was furious that the crab had killed more animals than he had, and shouted:
     'Hawk!   kill the wretched crab.   I, your king, order you to do so. Cut of his head at once!
   'Oh, sir! Oh, king!' begged the crab. 'Please do not kill me. I will give you all this meat and never come near you again if only you will let me live.'
  At last the elephant consented and seizing the..
..to be continued..

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Justin Bieber: Exposed Trying to Pick Up Gym Employee Through Instagram DMs

 Justin Bieber Gets Exposed Trying to Pick Up Gym Employee Through Instagram DMs

Justin Bieber tried to slide into a gym's DMs to pick up one of its employees, and his thirst got exposed to all of social media.

 

If you're a rich and famous star, you should get one thing straight: your DMs are not going to remain private for long. The ease of screenshotting has turned every conversation into fodder for social media, so you better get used to hiding your thirst.

Unless your name is Justin Bieber, I guess. The Biebs is still waltzing through DMs with no fear, and this time he found a rather obscure target to set his sights on.

Jessica Gober, a 22-year-old employee at Fitness on Broughton in Savannah, Georgia, has been tasked with increasing the social media presence for her employer. That directive led to this boomerang, with Gober modeling an energy drink for the page:

At the time, the gym only had 73 followers on Instagram, but somehow, someway, the page attracted a very famous follower with the post. After spotting Gober on their page, Biebs did what any fired up young man does when a thirst trap is thrown in front of them: he fell right into it, reaching out through the generic gym page to holler at Gober. She documented the exchange on her Twitter page, sharing the receipts of Bieber's interest.

Did this actually just happen... lmao

Justin Bieber just messaged the gym that I work at and asked who I was hahahaha WTF pic.twitter.com/mktcdB1iDP

— Jessi (@jessicagober) August 9, 2017

Image via Instagram

I'm all for shooting your shot, but I have a lot of questions about how/why Bieber was trolling through a page for a Savannah gym with minimal social media presence. Best believe that if this was any old person off the street thirsting after random gym employees, they'd get hit with the "creepy" tag and shunned by the public.

In any case, the reactions were mixed to Bieber's attempt to get with Gober. The Bieber hive was out in full force, shaming her for sharing the exchange or condemning her for not trying to finesse some cash out of the superstar.

You could've finissed but clout was more important ? Sis pic.twitter.com/SWApgxF0bq

— 🌺Qweenlexi🌺 (@mocahontaass) August 9, 2017

This is your moment. pic.twitter.com/0Y3sJViFd7

— #BlackDapsMatter (@steenfox) August 9, 2017

You just fucked your chance

— erika (@montrealugirl) August 9, 2017

Better keep in secret what he said. I don’t care which girls Justin will date, but please respect and protect him of all cost @justinbieber

— Paula B (@PaulaIstrati) August 9, 2017

Dont make fun of him...

— ida (@fluffybiebz) August 9, 2017

Justin just asked who you were, it's not like he asked you to marry him. pic.twitter.com/GQhGJwOX2v

— ؘ (@maIonestan) August 10, 2017

But outside of the Bieber fanatics, Gober has plenty of supporters, and you knew people were going to come out and roast the Biebs for this one.

he sounds so desperate im-

— lucia (@xtrustbiebs) August 9, 2017

Get ready for the fame, you can become a model now lmao take the chance

— ‏ً (@mybieberheaven) August 9, 2017

he probably wants your workout plan because DAMN GIRL YOU LOOK GOOOOOOOD

— abby (@calmdownitsabby) August 10, 2017

Please curve him omg

— drew hurley (@UglyandimPoor) August 9, 2017

And bless little Bieber's thirsty-ass heart, because he inspired a wave of copycats with his DM slide heard 'round the world. Fans of Bieber's decided they'd join in on the fun, mocking the DM to Gober in messages sent to him personally.

😂😂 hes gonna block me pic.twitter.com/CoP98Nxk6V

— 🎈 (@BiebsDarker) August 9, 2017

Though the pile-on will continue, Gober has actually stuck up for Bieber in interviews conducted since the DMs went viral. She insisted Bieber never went over the line, and says the gym actually reached back out to him at some point over the last few days.

"We didn't think Justin Bieber was being creepy, the gym did respond to him on Instagram," Gober told Buzzfeed. "I don't think he had any inappropriate intentions by simply asking who I was."

And hey, the gym now has over 1600 followers on Instagram, so Bieber indirectly helped them get the publicity they were searching for. No harm, no foul.



By: Yahoomail

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One Facebook girl that would always have what to say: Episode 1

Her name is VERA EKIO" and she's nice to do with and always posting some kind of post; that i don't know weather to call it an INSPIRATIONAL, MOTIVATIONAL, or I don't know..
Today she came up with this kind of post that got me thinking for over 30minnte without getting myself. But i think this girl should be giving an ward like; "BEST WATERY MOUTH OF THE YEAR" or something..
Episode
     Below is the post she wrote;
Thought of something..
Some people post funny stuffs on fb, use d happyface emoji.. We all say we're fine but 40% of people are actually not fine, they're going through silent battles we Prolly don't know about.. “savagery ” has hurt so many people, Tho they may laugh it off..
That little text or call could brighten up someone's day.. You could reduce d rate of suicide, yes you!
Let's try to show more love (I'm not an exception)..
I'm trying my best to reply texts.. But I can't possibly chat with everyone on my list.. Pls bear with me.. Thanks.

The other day, she came on Facebook telling friends are hobby as if she was aksd to do so;
 My hobbies: eating, sleeping, eating more and sleeping more... I don't like going out, except it involves food.. Don't ask me y I'm still thin..

Keep Visiting for more vibes from her and some other Facebook entertainers that talks like an MC..

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